Pisser

Flammeus Gladius

Pisser

We’re getting in a micturation match?
I’m warning you, you pisser: I shall win!
Horses escape. You’ve just undone the latch.
We’re getting in a micturation match,
Are we? Oh, you can piss – but there’s a catch.
I can piss farther. Get it? Let’s begin!
We’re getting in a micturation match.
I’m warning you, you pisser: I shall win.

–Tom Riley

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